Hello Degenerates! Owen here with your latest episode show description! This is the part where i try and convince you to listen and that our show is the best thing since cock rings. Im not going to lie, things didn’t exactly go as planned tonight, but it doesn’t matter because the show was yet another bastion of fun in a world of bullshit. We talk about a porn star accidentally sucking her brothers dick at a glory hole, discus the merits of a Jock Jams cover band, and buttholes, lots and lots of buttholes.
Sexual promiscuities, foot jobs, clips and products… what more can you ask for? 
I don’t have the time to spell it all out for you, Just listen to it…
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The forgettable foursome of Owen, Ty, Zack and Tom are all back in the studio once again.
In short heres how it goes… Zack tales us of his never ending issues with his “Brand new to him” Jeep including a broken window motor in the rain, nails in tires and hood rat auto shops. The boys discuss shitty cars and horrible work truck accidents. Ty rolls around on fix a flat. Its just a mess. As of recording, Ty’s house doesn’t have power.
Owen almost passes out from driving with no A/C in rush hour, Tom has a ghetto fan in his car, proof were a super classy bunch. We learn hear tales of “gigs gone wrong” in which its apparently common for box truck accidents to happen. Jack Bender calls and tells a story of things going wrong doing donuts in a gold cart in reverse… and an awesome uber experience in NOLA. 
We do some clips and some guy smokes.. and smokes and smokes….
Then we talk about Balls. Balls Australia shows us what up with balls. Balls guys, all the balls.
If believe it or not, we talk about country music and play some of the really good stuff.
Kiefer Sutherland is doing country now.
Heres the clips. 

Suffer through the intro and you will happen upon one of the most unique podcasting/radio shows on the internet. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is the ohnoradioshow. Full of quirks, chaos and beers the boys present another edition of the weekly variety extravaganza that has taken the hearts and minds of the degenerates lucky enough to find it. Tonight we open with the idea of hope and beating the odds as one of the greatest hero’s of our generation has proven it is possible once again. The show has to beat its own odds and even the rain, but prove again the show must and will go on. Duncan gives us a call and tells tales of maids and piles of snow with his Mile High Update.
Duncan is also raising money for a great cause in the MS society and we will be providing links which we hope you will donate to both help him and the cause in the near future.
The boys talk a little BBQ and whether to sauce or not sauce. We discuss the world of sauces and the joys and pains of extreme spice. 
 Owen then decides to get into some news… noone is sure why. 
Otherwise we chit chat about: 
A guy who managed to escape 3 terrorist attacksA man arrested for failing to return a VHS tape of "freddy got fingered”Indian FoodHave you ever left a yelp review?Microsoft creates an AI robot…it turns into a nazi in 24 hoursWe check out some clips, including our good friend Hamish Patterson. We take a break, talk a good bit about a horrible Gary Busey movie which he turns into a Pomeranian… yeah you know you want some Busey. Some big old Busey. During break we make a slight line up change as Ty has to get back to eating BBQ and introduce back to the show one of our favorite local artists and “dude that stops by” Thom Solo!
Check out Thom’s art over at http://thomsoloart.com
We do some products for Zack and then talk about a space rock. Stick around until the end, theres a special treat.
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Tonight we welcome our good friend donia who’s in town completing a mural in our downtown area. We chat about how much has changed in Orlando in the 19 years she’s been living elsewhere, her thoughts on Orlando City Soccer and the invasion of purple that has swept over our town. Tom tells us tales of interviewing George Thurgood and how some celebrities just embody the Rock and Roll persona. 
Donia learns how to drive in Florida again and realizes this town is full of really shitty drivers. We discuss some break room banter Owen experienced at his day job and chat about the most underrated great feelings. Owen and Tom think they both can out nap each other and agree to set up a charity event in which they “Nap for the Cure". Owen has a new snake in his yard and Idiots in Florida don't understand the primary's. 
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The Shit Ship sets sail once again and all the crew is aboard. Heres the highlights from tonights show: 
-Ty puked today
-Bikes, Beans and Bordeaux 
-Tys over eating
- High life
-Owen needs a stair lift
-The internet dies because we had 800,000 listeners, so Owen has to reset the router.
-Springfield is dirty
-Orlando City Soccer
-Owens car is overheating
-Garden time
-Down Syndrome Butt
-New car/ New Mattress
-Helen Mirren was banging back in the day
-Trump and Trump and Trump.
Clips:
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...Ill finish this show description later.

The forgettable foursome are back in the studio with yet another edition of the world famous OH NO RADIO SHOW! Tonight Ty tells us of birthday tales and puke counts, Owen is bummed, Tom is Barile and Zack is Dail. Ty's all for trump now, Duncan calls to try and set him straight. Owen's wife is out of town and is super bummed. The boys get up to the usual degenerate behavior you have come to love whilst filling your inner needs for clips and products and other shit... oh and you find out what Owen's British rap name is at the end of the show... just listen.

Tonight its just Owen, Zack and Tom as Ty is off being Ty. Owen has decided that whenever he has to miss a show, he now owes him money. They boys are all in a decent mood for once, but it doesn’t last for long as they quickly start talking about the gripes of living with another person. Owen really enjoys a good pee, more than the average man, and both tom and zack also agree that washing your hands after peeing at your own home is totally cool. We talk about cosco, shopping with women, and random cups of water. Owen Recaps a new porno he saw featuring a woman possessed by the devil, we try to buy a man size hamster wheel, and talk about relationships crossing the line with family.
We do some clips… we talk about a full house porn parody, the original vocals to thriller, sounds from the dark side of the moon and even a 110 year old woman who gives no shits. 
In the second segment thinks get filthy with a recap of the Gronk Cruise.
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Tonights show is a bit of whammy. We start off flying by chatting about Owen and Zack's recent experiences with selling or trying to sell a car on craigslist, we then venture into a new segment we are calling "the craigslist corner" where we take a look at the depravity of craigslist postings from around the world. Its the first ohno vinyl night and we try to treat our live listeners to some soothing tones on break but lets just say, the internet is a fragile thing. For those of you trying to listen live, we had to learn the hard way its not good to knock your modem over. Anyway, Ty talks about banging a 60 year old whilst in his 20's, to which we are all ears, we discover the jam of the year "Ram It" and try to sell a god damn 1999 carolla. BUY IT.http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/5426533672.htmlAnyway the internet fucks us...We are sorry, we do some products and yeah you know the drill...Eat a bag of dicks.For all clips mentioned on tonights show, check out this youtube playlist 

Tonight the full crewe is back together again. Zack tells us tales of mardi gras and his time being glitter boy, while Owen explains that the theme park mardi gras is the real mardi gras. Tom is back with stories from his travels in the west, including tubing in park city, experiencing sundance and virtual reality. We talk about having sex on hover boards, meeting the Hanson’s, and predator 2.And then we talk about Gary Glitter…We ask the question Is it ok to like art made by a horrible person?and then play even more GG on break.Owens lawn guy trims the poison tree-Bill Cosby covers Sgt. Peppers lonely hearts club band. For Real.-Australians should stop pouring beer on basketball players-Big Little - Big Dick (the new jam)-Diabetes RobotFor all clips and products mentioned on tonights show 
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So due to scheduling we are forced to do an early short show this week. Its two days earlier than our usual Thursday show day and all of us are pissy and tired. We still shoot our usual shit, and the shit seas were fairly smooth, but we are all in a bit of a who gives a fuck attitude. We talk about craigslist for a bit, Theresas gross ass health drink and Owen's childhood headshot. Duncan calls and tells us about how the snow is killing everyone on the roads in denver, Owen leaves a cigarette butt in a hoodie and wears it to work by accident and even gets gifted a cake pop. We do some clips in the second segment. One of them is about a robot designed to fuck with telemarketers...He has a bee on his arm. anyways, Make sure to check out Hey, Angeline at Orlando Brewing company, this Friday (2-5-16) at 9pm!They also have an album out on iTunes, you should buy that. As always EABOD and rate us 5 starts on iTunesFacebook.com/ohnoradioshowleave us a voicemail at 321-332-0186email Owen@ohnoradioshow.com for advertising inquiries. 

Another week in the lives of ohno... where to begin, Zack got a sweet new 2007 ride, Owen got the shits and Ty actually went to the doctor. We discuss :B.O.B, the flat earth and his new rap beef with Neil Degrasse Tyson Michael Jackson possibly recording music for the soundtrack of the 1993 game Sonic the hedgehog 3Booze TravelerHorny Vince McMahon.and boy oh boy do we talk about some girl scout cookies. Fuck Tagalongs.We take a break and then do some clips and products, what else do you want?Please let us know guys, are you flap or no flap?Heres the youtube playlist for all clips mentioned on the show, plus probably a bunch more.Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowJoin the FB group.mixlr.com/ohnoradioshow 

On tonights show its the usual crew of degenerates joined by two very special guests who try and enlighten the guys in the wide world of art. In studio tonight we have both Thom Solo (www.thomsoloart.com) and Donia of (artattacksonline.com). We have fun discussing what qualifies as art or not and even take a quiz to see if we can guess whether a piece of art is either modern or toddler art. Ty translates some alien lizard talk for us, we get vegan as fuck and check out one of Vince Mcmahon's feuds with Donald Trump. Owen recounts another tale of the bathroom bandit (a guy he works with that refuses to lock the bathroom door when using it), we discuss the electric fork, and even bash on the eagles.Its a high energy show thats off the rails from almost the get go. We hope you enjoy. Make sure to go check out the opening of the new downtown location of SNAP! Orlando, Thursday the 21st of Jan, at 7:00pm at 420 E. Church St. Orlando, Fl 32801as always like us on Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowhit us up on twitter @therealonrsand even leave us a voicemail for next week @ 321-332-0186 or Skype: ohnoradioshow

Tonight its a packed house over here at the ohnoradioshow. We welcome friends of the show from the podcast “no guarantees” Zack and Leeann. We talk our usual nonsense complete with clips and products and even get into a little bathroom banter. We discuss Owens ant farm, Disney killing lemmings and hover boards. Ill be honest, its been a few days since the show as I’m writing this and can’t for the life of me remember anything else we discussed. So this will have to do. For all clips played on tonights show check out our youtube playlist here!Please make sure to like us on Facebook.com/ohnoradioshow and to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes. (search for ohnoradioshow)follow us on twitter @therealonrsAnd please check out noguranteesshow.com for another fun filled audio experience. 

Tonight we welcome the sailing of the full crew on our grand shit ship. Tom is back from his Holiday Hiatus and we are welcomed by a very special guest. Zack and Ty are here, but what else were they doing, thankfully Ty brought his younger sister Angela to the show and being the horrible people we are take full advantage of "Ty Tales". Stories about Ty told by his sister. Angela also learns of all of Ty's nipple fetishes and our chat room accurately names the show. Of course Duncan calls, wouldn't be a show without him! and we let him know, Oh No is going to Denver for the wedding. Duncan also envisions a new game called "Hipster or Homeless" and we get into some serious link banging. Tom and Owen discuss getting fucked over by a web developer and the future of OhNoMedia, which thankfully is looking better now than a few weeks ago. So look forward to a new website soon to make your oh no experience a little less shitty.Were rebounding for the new year and hoping for some Powerball glory! Enjoying some Beers and getting dirt on one of our own.You'll Love it.Facebook.com/ohnoradioshowSubscribe on iTunes: search ohnoradioshow@therealonrs

ONRS - Weed For the Homeless and Ty Gets Laid - 12-30-15We start off the show with Owen's latest bout of death. He's almost alive so a show must go on as we promised one more for you this year. Tonight we honor Lemmy as he and Motor head have always been a favorite of ONRS. Its the new usual crew again, minus our buddy Tom who is wicked tired from his long journey back to florida from vacation. Duncan calls early and we celebrate his recent his engagement along with an awesome story about the true gift of christmas...Weed for the homeless. Later we learn about Ty's big Christmas Miracle. Then we analyze his puke count. There were clips and products, alexa's and beard trimmers. Sting yoga poses, feets behind heads, ants, outdated movie reviews, and even a coffee travel mug that can brew as you go. Happy new year degenerates. We love you all for all your support, stay tuned for way more fun in the new year.facebook.com/ohnoradioshowmixlr.com/ohnoradioshowleave a voicemail on Skype at ohnoradioshow@therealonrs