Owen says things.
Ramble
Duncan lives 
Ramble
Disney stories
Yelling at children 
Ramble
Orlando doesn't suck?
Jokey Racist!
Ramble about iTunes Match 
(Not a sponsor) 
Russian Winnie the Pooh 
Ramble
R.I.P Ultimate Warrior
Wilson Rocks
Travis rings in
Ty throws Tom under the bus
ONRS Wrestling Match
Your wrestling personality.
And so much more...

ONRS - 4-2-14 -  The Gay Expendables, Naps and Snake IslandOwen, Ty and Tom hold down the fort tonight, as Travis can’t make it due to work. Owen explains that the one thing he will excuse an absence from the show for is making money. We take an call early in the show from our friend Duncan who can smell the scumbaggery from miles away on tour and we end up talking about Owen’s new movie premise of a full action movie which sounds a bit like a gay revolution film. Basically think the expendables with an all gay cast. Its already trademarked and copyrighted, so don’t even try and steal it. Conversation moves to CG celebrities and how Tupcan holograms would make the “fast and the furious” movies better. We get into a bit of nerdy movie talk and reminisce on Michael Bay’s only 2 good movies. Other exciting topics include!-NAP TALK.-Ty’s Travels in time.-If you could write your own biopic, how would it go?-People we look like-Supergeil is Back!-Now he's dancing in the street-Friedrich Liechtenstein's early days-Owen Hates people singing lion king bullshit on airplanes.-Tom and Owen have problems with snakes-Snake islandAfter the break we establish the Bjore challenge and the rant about our general annoyances including Owen's latest experience at the corner store. We talk about what happens when one wins the lottery and it is decided that Tom owes us all houses. also discussed:-What do you do with your first selfish purchase when you win the lottery?-Owen is mean to bums-Ty is nice to bums-Silo Chopping, by rednecks, with a sledgehammer-Split App-Owen does the news... enough said.-April fools goes wrong, a 96 year old woman, who is believed to have committed suicide ended up being thrown into a "trash bin". The maintenance person thought it was a prank...-What do you do with dead pets?-Coffee can hamster burial -Owen and his baby lizard -Pat Robertson says some crazy offensive shit about jews.-FCC Hypocrisy -Crazy Bongo'sSmooches to all, make sure to join the FB to be sure you will catch the next live show. Leave us a voicemail at 321-332-0186 or Skype at ohnoradioshow. Oh and just for good measure, EAT A BAG OF DICKS.

ONRS  - 3-29-19 – Band
Names and Closet Time 
The show opens up with an over enthusiastic intro, a slew of
characters from all walks of life, all made the more interesting by a Florida
thunderstorm complete with a Tornado warning before the show. Tonight we join
show hosts Owen and Ty as we welcome Travis, our new friend Tom, Bubbles, and
everyone’s favorite Hillbilly Hippie “Jimmy James”. We talk about good and bad
DM experiences and Owen completely fucking up his passport application… After
paying the money to apply.  Owen is
fascinated with the British term “Master” for a juvenile. Tom is a 4th.
Tonight also features:The worst names you’ve ever heard…
Owen is obsessed with the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER... Its all about Nick Offerman Pissing."The Nature" reminds us to reflect on an important figure to us and we remember friend of the ONRS: Dave Brockie. RIP Leader of the Scum Dogs, we will always remember you fondly. We enjoy his fucking around as Oderus Urungus on Fox News' "Red Eye" as its Interplanetary Correspondent. 









Owen and Theresa get ripped off on some bloody mary’s, by the
“Best Blood Mary in Orlando”, as Owen tells this story, the studio is raped by
Travis and Patchouli.  The rape was $15.
No Tip.We all give ourselves hypothetical Band Names and imagine what those bands would be.Tom sits in the Drippy Chair, we debate if its worse than the brand new closet chair.We watch the trailer to "the Goat Simulator" its awesome if you're  a goat that plays video games We play the band FIDLAR, they are good, then we do a second segment.In the second segment:Patchouli is terrible, but does indicate one is holding weed.Mark from our podcast friends over at  "Waxing Lyrical" gives us a call to spread his British charm and agrees that Patchouli smells like shit. Mark tells us of his days smashing heads as Jimmy tells us about his being shot. It is later determined that we are "Scum Cousins" of the internet.Do women like a fancy cologne or a Mans natural musk?Our Redneck friend Lyle calls... he answers questions about his extremely long finger nails, grooming nails with a knife, and his hobby of taxidermy. He tells us all about his Dead? Kill Box.We discuss this Freedom Tower Base Jump.  All Go Pro, all illegal, all busted.Then theres the guy that hooks a 11 foot Hammerhead shark in his kayak. And to put us to bed, Oderus Urungus reading good night moon.

ONRS - 3-19-14 The show opens much different than usual as Ty and Tom show up a bit late and Owen starts the show with Travis alone. When they arrive Ty is in a bit of a mood as his microphone isn’t in the Co host seat, yet we find out he is actually just mad at his day at work. Ty and Tom say what they can say about their big “hollywood” TV show gig, and we learn its not always as glamours as it seems. Owen admits to his being “Sack shy” and promotes the new “Closet Chair” in Scumbag Studios. The guys take a look at a gay rap video called “throw that boy pussy”, whilst asking the question what exactly a “jack name” is? When Ian and Duncan call into the show in the second segment, this question is answered by Ian very surprisingly simply.  As were off to such a charming start, we discuss an article written about a tragic ending to a cream pie porn film.  To put some icing on the shit cake, we take a look at a “Juggalo Wedding”. They are raising things called "Juggalittle's"...Be Warned. Before we go to break we take a look at an underground professional wrestling match in which one of the tag teams involved uses the most "illegal move in wrestling”, and discuss the merits of professional wrestling and Jerry Springer.

Tonight we welcome our old friend Duncan back in the studio. Owen is really mad about fleas, but is excited about his new studio setup and new closet chair. The guys are impressed with the cleanliness of the house and studio as Owen blabbers on about his goddamn fleas. NO MORE FLEAS IN THE CHANNELS. Things discussed tonight:-Flea talk, they happen to be jewish.-Duncan discusses his best and worst of his worldly travels-The roadie life-Supergeil -Baby Metal -Bender calls in to prove the phones work-SUPER JAPANESE!-International song contest-Feet Tainting-Cheese toss-Brazilian asses-Duncan is actually a German pop star-#1 chinky podcast-I need a gyro-Iraqis love chest hair and gold chainsThen Bane crashes the show again. he's on drugs, ritalin and rat poison. -The gang analyzes the Godzilla trailer.-Bryan Cranston!-The gang demands tacos... nicely.-We get tacos, but would settle for pretty much anything-Burger talk-Fuck you chatroom-Podcast bit stealing-Fight the patent trolls FOR THE SAKE OF THE PODCAST-Great hockey fight, ends with a hugAnd thats just the first segmentVideo that leads into the second segment -Dock Ellis & His no hitter whilst High on LSD 

Well the studio is under attack, an outbreak of fleas has not only taken over the compound, but also the mixing board. We do a show whilst being bitten from time to time. Ginger the cat has some real explaining to do as she is an indoor only cat.Things that happened tonight:-Flea talk-Tom's Owens new favorite-The most interesting man of Germany-EDEKA Supergeil-Eating cereal out ones own bathtub-Awkward praying-Catholic talk-Church point system-Bill Gates likes boning-Digital Condoms-Electric Eel, digital condom prototype-ONRS Scumbag Life Tips-Sex with socks-Alcoholic life hacks-Sheepskin-Smoking stigmas-Playing hooky-Sweatpants-Ty has no lists-Taco bell breakfast-Expand your horizons-Telekinetic communication -Lizard people-Blind guy gets his guns SURPRISE its in Florida-Owen was wrong about Derek-Renewing passports-Stand your ground-best news report ever-black white face-SUPERGEILThis has gone on far too long,  as i type this fleas are consuming ankles. The war is on. Tune in next Monday at 8:30 pm EST at www.justin.tv/ohnoradioshow. Leave us a voicemail at 321-332-0186.-ONRS

ONRS - 2-17-14 EP 152Well i guess this is the new cast… Owen hosts his balls off, Ty does whatever he does, Travis talks more than usual and Tom levels us all out appropriately. Gina pops in for a bit and helps us meet the “quota”. There is also beer… Lots of beer. Oh yeah Duncan calls in with his poo stories from the road.Tonight we discuss:-Derrick “a netflix original”-Owen the wolf man-The glory of cheezus-Diane Reames -Throat diseases-Owen goes to see Jim Jefferies-Poor audience members-Amazon woman-Weave or wig?-Head itch-Ty eats candy-The FCC hates UTI’s-PEOPLE NEED TO SIT DOWN AT SHOWS!-Forest Shaw-Two Timing Tom-Printer paper tickets-Topical Tom-Rapist camels-Things you wish you could unsee.-Walking in on Mom and Dad sex-Midget penguin wobble doo doo dance-The best of the best poop stories-Poo pool, pool socks-Atreyu -Mini Van Piss-Duncans panoramic vision of Shit town Arkansas -The Deadly Snakes-SECOND SEGMENT-Jamaican Olympic Bobsled Theme songAnd so much more...

ONRS 2-13-14 Episode 151Well tonight went well. Its show number 151 and we get back to the regular pace of the show after the 150th extravaganza. Tonight is all over the place as usual but welcomes newcomer Tom who you might want to get used to hearing from.  Ty and Travis join Owen to talk some jibbery jash, take some calls and poke fun at a few video clips. We thank you all for taking the time to listen and want to make sure you know that the best way to stay in touch with the oh no radio show is at our Facebook. Go and like us at www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshowalso, call us live or leave a voicemail @ 321-332-0186 or Skype @ ohnoradioshow Were on iTunes too… just search for ohnoradioshow. Anyway what we need from you all is participation with the show. We see the numbers, we know you’re listening, help us make this show better by involving yourself, after all this show is a forum for all with a tale to tell. Like us on Facebook to find out what day were going live each week. Its 8:30ish EST, usually Mondays or ThursdaysHeres a list of things we discuss in this one:-Tom and Owen reminice about the Art Attacks podcast in scumbag studios-Snide remarks for everyone-Ty is incredibly unhelpful with planning the show-Owen did a good deed-Drive thru banks-Is Owen even British?-Different denominations of cash at ATM’s-The future is Bitcoin-Slender man is real and hanging out in my brothers neighborhood -People don’t like clowns-Cheese is Ty’s religion-Theres a tiger eating a lot of people in India-Travis might be a cannibal -Woman carves off tattoo of cheating boyfriends name, mails it to him-Bender calls in to tell us about his new bass rig-Porn addiction PSA’s-Wounded on the Battlefield-Masturbating careers-Thigh humping-no masturbating in the bible-California is out of water-Silver alerts everywhere-Tales of Owens time on Waxing Lyrical-EAT A BOD-would you jack off your clone?-Travis likes sex toys, fucks everything.-Jay Leno is gone YAY!!!!-Late Night wars-Billy crystal sucks-city slickers 2-The following-Back on the Kevin Bacon bandwagon-Celebrities we want to hang out with-The worst of the vaginas-Duncan calls-Personal Vapes and e-Hookas-Drug talk-Rob Ford is the mascot of the ONRS-NEXT WEEK: THE OH NO RADIO SHOW VENDING MACHINE-Douche Bag of the Week = Drake-Pulling a Kanye-The Rolling Stone-Shitty Journalism-Mediocrity in every art form-The new Digital enterpriseDONATE YOUR MONEY! THE BUTTON IS UP AND TO THE RIGHT.-Bobsledder keeps getting trapped in places at the Olympics-Pitbull is head of the ice luge team-Ty is spreading the word of the lizard-Owen has a job, Good night-Eat a Bag of Dicks.NEXT SHOW - 2-17-14 

Well here it is as promised, the 150th ONRS. Tonight we welcome an array of scumbags both in the studio and on the phone lines. Its definitely a celebration of the ages! We welcome Tall Ty, Travis, Ian and our old friend bubble. Big thanks for all the support over the years, from those who have stuck by our madness. Heres to the next 150! On This Show:-Our favorite moments of the last 150 episodes-A Moment of silence for Duncan-Christian helps us “Ask a Gay” -Horseradish Cheddar-sex bot sausage swallower -The subtle art of ball tickling-Calls from our friends Jimmy James and of course DUNCAN!-Dmx vs Zimmerman-Shaving pubes over the toilet-Ski ballet-Ian wants to start a nineties trivia game-----Second Segment------an unexpected super villain takeover-voicemails and stuff -Waxing Lyrical-Ian's prior ONRS offenses-The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial EVER - Jamie Casino-Flaming Sledgehammers-Ask a gay again, would Christian the gay bang us?-Manscaping regiments, taint trimming -Travis falls asleep and has a big bush-Tyrese Django Unchained audition tape-Levar Burton was on fresh prince-Favorite Sexual Position-Gays fuck in the 6%-Webcam eating asians-facebook movies suck-Titty fucking Outro.

So were coming up on episode 150 which forces us to reminisce on the old days of the show. Tonight we take a step back in time and take a brief look into the past of the oh no radio show. Quite frankly its pretty dodgy and we regret doing it, but hey, we do the show for you mr internet person... who ever the hell you are. Theres plenty that we missed therefore we will be doing a second part to this show before the next live show. god damn that was a lot of shows. show show show show show show. -ONRS LIVE SHOW ALERT : WED FEB 5th 2014 @ 8:00pm ESTwww.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow

Another delight from the fine makers of scumbaggery!Owen, Ty, and Travis are joined by the guy on the couch (goc) and embrace the future of the show in general. We mourn the loss of duncan, battle giant monsters and climb to new heights. wait...Anyway its a fun filled show with all sorts of nonsense like penguins with backpacks, even our old friend jack gives us a buzz. Love to all you scumbags listening, please leave us a voicemail, make this show yours too.-ONRSoh... and give me money.

Well the title sort of says it all. Tonight the boys sit down with even less than usual planned...Things we end up with us talking about:-The Snot Fairly-Is it just extra?-Living with no hot water-Owens wife being more of a "man"-The Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Masturbator- The Man with no butt crack- Fantasy theme roomsThen you know... some auto-erotic asphyxiation... because thats how we roll- Like us on Facebook www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow-eat a bag of dicks-leave us a voicemail @ 321-332-0186

The gang is back, Duncan included, and as you can probably guess, things get to dicks quicker than one would imagine. We examine an interesting reddit thread about a guy with two weiners, welcome Duncan back to our world, get a call from our old friend Bender and talk about Owen's new hit show on BET. We discuss the creepiest video/fetish the internet has seen to date. SEEN HERE : Secrets of the Living DollsOwen has a cold. Mountain Dew Cheetos. Boba fett Movie. Dennis Rodman for North Korean Dictator 2014Were sorry about the problems with the live stream, but heres our apology. Eat a bag of dicks.Enjoy-The ONRS

Tonight we welcome the new year by reliving the best moments of the oh no radio show in 2013. Well we attempt to do so, but because of our lack of giving a shit, we quickly realize we have no recollection of even last weeks show. This show is shorter than most our shows, but the scumbaggery is deep in this one. 

Its a christmas special of sorts, Owens getting drunk, Ty is being ty and Travis looks like he dying. Kelsey joins us for some giggles and a well appreciated perspective, as we celebrate christmas by talking shit about well anything we think of. Tonight is centered around Santa legends, and our personal holiday traditions. Its a Christmas Treat. Your Welcome. -the ONRS