Tonights show was probably one of the better shows ever recorded in studio. We talked are usual scumbaggery, but actually ended up being very topical. Tonight we surprise ourselves with talk of race relations, thoughts on the f-word and jonah hills apology to the world. We watch a viral video which proves racism is alive and well and follow it up with a chance of defense. Tom and Ty let us know a bit about artattacksonline.com and the event they are setting up for June 20th. We talk about D4nny... the worlds latest superstar, a 31 year old guy who is dating a 91 year old, and a dude who gets robbed at gunpoint in the UK, but the thieves don't notice his go pro.follow us on our twitter: TherealONRS to find all of our videosif your more inclined to Facebook...give this a try Facebook.com/ohnoradioshow-Eat a bag of dicks.-

Things start out a bit wacky, but you're used to that. Tonight its the usual goons, but are welcomed by a special guest in the form of stand up comedian: Rauce Padgett!  Owen pretends to understand how interviews work, we talk about the latest butt disease, "Bumrisma", deal with the worlds worst neighbor, and learn a bit about stand up. Rauce tells us of his comedy experiences and whats its like to deal with hecklers, bomb and most importantly how he approaches writing his material. Other Subject Matter This Evening:-Never forget about LIMBS. -Stephen Hawking style standup-performers with disabilities-Wont you be my Neighbor!-The Sex Factor reality tv show-Duncan and his big weiner-Deen not Dean-Owen doesn't understand chat roulette -Lets all party down in Ames Iowa-1997 and Zima-ChromeoYou're on your own with the second segment. 

Tom hates the stickers
Proof of concept: sticker talk
Tom is undercover scum
Birthmarks vs empataigo
Bender survived fires and has a new job
Mormon survival
Golden butthole eggs 
Zz top pubes
King 810 sucks
Show offline?
Brits love onrs
Waxing lyrical
NAMBLA
Child prodigy v child pornography
Fuck these kids, not literally
Asian kid trumps redneck
German kid is better than Owen.
Second segment:
Weedcast in a smart way

ONRS - 5-15-14Better show description coming soon, if you believe Duncan.shovel sounds never get old16 year old talk, legalities in floridaDuncan's illegitimate childrenShe’s back wit a grapefruitgetting grape fruited.Owen and Theresa take another break from work and go enjoy and some poolside funThe barking dog saga in the next hotel roomDuncan and Owen’s late night arguments about nothing.political correctness is back in forceOwen goes a bit Glenn BeckThe pussification of america and raising menits cool to be a pussy nowlosing friends to the suburbsTy slaps his sister Changing rooms as a childDuncan can’t shavethe gathering of the juggalosgothapotumus tila tequila, asian ass, myspace whoreJT sucks, new MJ albumthis is the internet … my little pony guy, john popper hat, journey shirtsolid snake fan artToms jail story… pizza delivery gone wrongshit getting stolen storiesgrandma has all of duncans bowl’s

5-7-14Flippant introductionsFirst jobsExtreme couponing4 foot Rastafarian banana on the planeOversized stuffed animalsCarnival gamesThe rope ladder game. Didn't ring the bellCorell word perfectThe karatus mech robot suitTeenage girl fight, ends with a bang.Dignified fighting, or not A shovel is nothing to fuck with Ty's meandering and "elephant walk"People recording crimes and uploading them to YouTubeKids are dumber nowCriminal photo lab picsRotten.comDick pics?How do I make it stand upChromeoShaving balls

The Schnider filesCelebrity spit bucketsSandwich comedyInsight into Owens child acting experienceActors beating up classic cars as part of the sceneApple TV pornScramble vision pornPrime starSpice channelSex toys, the next in line...The auto blow 2Real dolls and pedosAnd so much more...

ONRS - Bug talk, Donuts, DetroitIts a rousing evening with Owen, Ty, Duncan and Travis. Things get off with a bang as we get on a serious discussion about insects.  We all share our worst stories, some are a bit horrifying as we do live in Florida. SPOILER: GIANT FUCKING ROACHES!In Other NewsOwen wants turd shoesDuncan is a Juggalo Beef Jerky and other meats…Bacon JerkyDetroit Slim JimsHunters tip: running deer don’t taste good.Jack Bender calls in with donutsWe rant about:Old school toyshomeless sweeping guyDoes Owen look homeless?We all learn about up cyclingThe gluten thingGetting paid to get hit by a boot by a train conductorThen theres a ton of other stuff, Just listen, and if you so desire leave us a voicemail and we’ll play it on next weeks show.321-332-0186 or Skype ohnoradioshowOh, and like us on Facebook www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow

ONRS - 4-18-14 recapOwen opens the show angry as he yells at his two cohorts for never making it on time and for sitting in the wrong places. It’s Owen, Ty and “tour bus” Duncan. Duncan is just over surgery and is quitting smoking so is naturally quite irritable, made even the worse hanging around with scumbags. We all talk about our smoking habits, and venture into the world of medicinal drugs and Duncan’s recent hospital experiences.Later in the show we explore the following things:Battle VestsIt’s Maynard’s birthdayOwen might bang Ru Paul back in the dayBathroom adventuresThe double dragon streamTour bus peeing / test peePee Talkwww.bighotdog.com (totally SFW: all about meat products)How much does a pack of hot dogs weigh?Owen’s Nemesis is back…Ghost snakeBoston Marathon fake bombing and the crazy kid that did itBubble soccerFreestyle walking and the dumb shoes it inspiredSoap ShoesHeeliesToe Shoes are weird! WEAR SHOES!No FJ'sTy and Duncan both do the music snob quiz. We say were going to do it in the second segment... but hey we don't. For those that care, heres our scores, Ty: 54, Duncan: 84, Owen: 28In the second segment we learn Duncan is all mixed up amongst dimensions and that were all gay for "My So Called Life". This leads to Claire Danes, the show "Blossom" and dream team 90's shows. "The Fonz" gives life lessons to Zack Morris. Apparently India doesnt have near enough toilets as we discover from a new campaign and PSA. Tang for Booze...Don't forget to like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ohnoradioshow to learn when were going live over at Justin.tv/ohnoradioshow. We give updates on the Facebook frequently, so join the fun... It might be a different day every week, but at least it's once a week.Leave us a voice mail at 321-332-0186 or Skype @ ohnoradioshow

Owen says things.
Ramble
Duncan lives 
Ramble
Disney stories
Yelling at children 
Ramble
Orlando doesn't suck?
Jokey Racist!
Ramble about iTunes Match 
(Not a sponsor) 
Russian Winnie the Pooh 
Ramble
R.I.P Ultimate Warrior
Wilson Rocks
Travis rings in
Ty throws Tom under the bus
ONRS Wrestling Match
Your wrestling personality.
And so much more...

ONRS - 4-2-14 -  The Gay Expendables, Naps and Snake IslandOwen, Ty and Tom hold down the fort tonight, as Travis can’t make it due to work. Owen explains that the one thing he will excuse an absence from the show for is making money. We take an call early in the show from our friend Duncan who can smell the scumbaggery from miles away on tour and we end up talking about Owen’s new movie premise of a full action movie which sounds a bit like a gay revolution film. Basically think the expendables with an all gay cast. Its already trademarked and copyrighted, so don’t even try and steal it. Conversation moves to CG celebrities and how Tupcan holograms would make the “fast and the furious” movies better. We get into a bit of nerdy movie talk and reminisce on Michael Bay’s only 2 good movies. Other exciting topics include!-NAP TALK.-Ty’s Travels in time.-If you could write your own biopic, how would it go?-People we look like-Supergeil is Back!-Now he's dancing in the street-Friedrich Liechtenstein's early days-Owen Hates people singing lion king bullshit on airplanes.-Tom and Owen have problems with snakes-Snake islandAfter the break we establish the Bjore challenge and the rant about our general annoyances including Owen's latest experience at the corner store. We talk about what happens when one wins the lottery and it is decided that Tom owes us all houses. also discussed:-What do you do with your first selfish purchase when you win the lottery?-Owen is mean to bums-Ty is nice to bums-Silo Chopping, by rednecks, with a sledgehammer-Split App-Owen does the news... enough said.-April fools goes wrong, a 96 year old woman, who is believed to have committed suicide ended up being thrown into a "trash bin". The maintenance person thought it was a prank...-What do you do with dead pets?-Coffee can hamster burial -Owen and his baby lizard -Pat Robertson says some crazy offensive shit about jews.-FCC Hypocrisy -Crazy Bongo'sSmooches to all, make sure to join the FB to be sure you will catch the next live show. Leave us a voicemail at 321-332-0186 or Skype at ohnoradioshow. Oh and just for good measure, EAT A BAG OF DICKS.

ONRS  - 3-29-19 – Band
Names and Closet Time 
The show opens up with an over enthusiastic intro, a slew of
characters from all walks of life, all made the more interesting by a Florida
thunderstorm complete with a Tornado warning before the show. Tonight we join
show hosts Owen and Ty as we welcome Travis, our new friend Tom, Bubbles, and
everyone’s favorite Hillbilly Hippie “Jimmy James”. We talk about good and bad
DM experiences and Owen completely fucking up his passport application… After
paying the money to apply.  Owen is
fascinated with the British term “Master” for a juvenile. Tom is a 4th.
Tonight also features:The worst names you’ve ever heard…
Owen is obsessed with the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER... Its all about Nick Offerman Pissing."The Nature" reminds us to reflect on an important figure to us and we remember friend of the ONRS: Dave Brockie. RIP Leader of the Scum Dogs, we will always remember you fondly. We enjoy his fucking around as Oderus Urungus on Fox News' "Red Eye" as its Interplanetary Correspondent. 









Owen and Theresa get ripped off on some bloody mary’s, by the
“Best Blood Mary in Orlando”, as Owen tells this story, the studio is raped by
Travis and Patchouli.  The rape was $15.
No Tip.We all give ourselves hypothetical Band Names and imagine what those bands would be.Tom sits in the Drippy Chair, we debate if its worse than the brand new closet chair.We watch the trailer to "the Goat Simulator" its awesome if you're  a goat that plays video games We play the band FIDLAR, they are good, then we do a second segment.In the second segment:Patchouli is terrible, but does indicate one is holding weed.Mark from our podcast friends over at  "Waxing Lyrical" gives us a call to spread his British charm and agrees that Patchouli smells like shit. Mark tells us of his days smashing heads as Jimmy tells us about his being shot. It is later determined that we are "Scum Cousins" of the internet.Do women like a fancy cologne or a Mans natural musk?Our Redneck friend Lyle calls... he answers questions about his extremely long finger nails, grooming nails with a knife, and his hobby of taxidermy. He tells us all about his Dead? Kill Box.We discuss this Freedom Tower Base Jump.  All Go Pro, all illegal, all busted.Then theres the guy that hooks a 11 foot Hammerhead shark in his kayak. And to put us to bed, Oderus Urungus reading good night moon.

ONRS - 3-19-14 The show opens much different than usual as Ty and Tom show up a bit late and Owen starts the show with Travis alone. When they arrive Ty is in a bit of a mood as his microphone isn’t in the Co host seat, yet we find out he is actually just mad at his day at work. Ty and Tom say what they can say about their big “hollywood” TV show gig, and we learn its not always as glamours as it seems. Owen admits to his being “Sack shy” and promotes the new “Closet Chair” in Scumbag Studios. The guys take a look at a gay rap video called “throw that boy pussy”, whilst asking the question what exactly a “jack name” is? When Ian and Duncan call into the show in the second segment, this question is answered by Ian very surprisingly simply.  As were off to such a charming start, we discuss an article written about a tragic ending to a cream pie porn film.  To put some icing on the shit cake, we take a look at a “Juggalo Wedding”. They are raising things called "Juggalittle's"...Be Warned. Before we go to break we take a look at an underground professional wrestling match in which one of the tag teams involved uses the most "illegal move in wrestling”, and discuss the merits of professional wrestling and Jerry Springer.

Tonight we welcome our old friend Duncan back in the studio. Owen is really mad about fleas, but is excited about his new studio setup and new closet chair. The guys are impressed with the cleanliness of the house and studio as Owen blabbers on about his goddamn fleas. NO MORE FLEAS IN THE CHANNELS. Things discussed tonight:-Flea talk, they happen to be jewish.-Duncan discusses his best and worst of his worldly travels-The roadie life-Supergeil -Baby Metal -Bender calls in to prove the phones work-SUPER JAPANESE!-International song contest-Feet Tainting-Cheese toss-Brazilian asses-Duncan is actually a German pop star-#1 chinky podcast-I need a gyro-Iraqis love chest hair and gold chainsThen Bane crashes the show again. he's on drugs, ritalin and rat poison. -The gang analyzes the Godzilla trailer.-Bryan Cranston!-The gang demands tacos... nicely.-We get tacos, but would settle for pretty much anything-Burger talk-Fuck you chatroom-Podcast bit stealing-Fight the patent trolls FOR THE SAKE OF THE PODCAST-Great hockey fight, ends with a hugAnd thats just the first segmentVideo that leads into the second segment -Dock Ellis & His no hitter whilst High on LSD 

Well the studio is under attack, an outbreak of fleas has not only taken over the compound, but also the mixing board. We do a show whilst being bitten from time to time. Ginger the cat has some real explaining to do as she is an indoor only cat.Things that happened tonight:-Flea talk-Tom's Owens new favorite-The most interesting man of Germany-EDEKA Supergeil-Eating cereal out ones own bathtub-Awkward praying-Catholic talk-Church point system-Bill Gates likes boning-Digital Condoms-Electric Eel, digital condom prototype-ONRS Scumbag Life Tips-Sex with socks-Alcoholic life hacks-Sheepskin-Smoking stigmas-Playing hooky-Sweatpants-Ty has no lists-Taco bell breakfast-Expand your horizons-Telekinetic communication -Lizard people-Blind guy gets his guns SURPRISE its in Florida-Owen was wrong about Derek-Renewing passports-Stand your ground-best news report ever-black white face-SUPERGEILThis has gone on far too long,  as i type this fleas are consuming ankles. The war is on. Tune in next Monday at 8:30 pm EST at www.justin.tv/ohnoradioshow. Leave us a voicemail at 321-332-0186.-ONRS

ONRS - 2-17-14 EP 152Well i guess this is the new cast… Owen hosts his balls off, Ty does whatever he does, Travis talks more than usual and Tom levels us all out appropriately. Gina pops in for a bit and helps us meet the “quota”. There is also beer… Lots of beer. Oh yeah Duncan calls in with his poo stories from the road.Tonight we discuss:-Derrick “a netflix original”-Owen the wolf man-The glory of cheezus-Diane Reames -Throat diseases-Owen goes to see Jim Jefferies-Poor audience members-Amazon woman-Weave or wig?-Head itch-Ty eats candy-The FCC hates UTI’s-PEOPLE NEED TO SIT DOWN AT SHOWS!-Forest Shaw-Two Timing Tom-Printer paper tickets-Topical Tom-Rapist camels-Things you wish you could unsee.-Walking in on Mom and Dad sex-Midget penguin wobble doo doo dance-The best of the best poop stories-Poo pool, pool socks-Atreyu -Mini Van Piss-Duncans panoramic vision of Shit town Arkansas -The Deadly Snakes-SECOND SEGMENT-Jamaican Olympic Bobsled Theme songAnd so much more...