Ty is dead.

So yeah, i hate writing these things. its a show, ty is dead and we do car talk or something. -ONRS
going to bed now, full show description tomm.

So were back, its the ohnoradioshow.com here once again. Tonight all the scumbags reunite after a long break full of beers and blowjobs... wishful thinking. On tonight's show Owen talks about his wedding, bachelor party, and the new MTV show Catfish. At some point he rants about something. Ty learns of his creepy behavior, duncan is fat, and at some point we Bender chimes in with a newsstand. Kelsey and Theresa join us and giggle.
-ONRS

So you know its going to be good when you are slurring in the intro. Tonight's show is what happens with zero show prep after more than a few beers with friends before hand. Impromptu show doesn't even really say it all.
After Owen sobers, the show gets "moving". We sing some songs, talk about election ads, take some calls and tolerate Bane and T-Pain. Gino finally has the balls to call in and was an asshole as usual. Neighborhood scumbag Zach sits in for the first time and Theresa looks pretty. Pretty sure Duncan is dead.
-ONRS

Well the title says it all, tonight we talk about Duncan yelling at kids at Disney, some guy that jumped from a balloon, and hulk hogans sex tape. We get a voicemail from some asshole named Gino, and a call from our good friend Jables.
Oh yeah, Bane and T-pain hack the show again. Sorry.

So the scumbags are back and better than ever. Sorry about the week long hiatus. Tonight a show happened. Duncan, Kelsey, ty and of course Owen were in attendance. Strap in for a bunch of chaos as the studio is still under attack by Bane and T-pain. Good luck. -ONRS

So tonight went well, until Theresa turned on her hair dryer.
Cant blame her for shitty electrics...but she Tripped a breaker,
killed power to two computers and we ended up losing the real recording of the show.
Not even joking, did my best to salvage it.
Sorry it sounds like garbage. -ONRS

Well folks, Duncan got fat, i warned him, he got pissy, so i kicked him off the show. We don't need fatty fats from detroit clogging the cohost spot. So Ty is in, Duncan is Fat, and out, and the show goes on. We might let him come back on occasion, but it always smells better without him. We do however get a call from smelly fat fats, and play a bit of benders newsstand with him. Ty and Owen make alot of music.
BANE SAYS HELLO, WITH HIS FRIEND T-Pain.
Im sorry about the show tonight, i think the internet airwaves got crossed with another podcast. Enjoy the madness.

full show description coming soon... im tired. -ONRS

Well tonight its Owen and Duncan as usual, and as Ty is away (more on that in a second) the ladies of the Oh No Radio Show have seemed to invaded. Owen and Duncan talk about social media, instagram and hashtags while not letting the ladies get in a word. We learn about perverts and set up our first radio conference call between mortal enemies, Jack Bender and Ty Whatshisfuck.
We hear Reading rainbow featuring DMX and everyone loves it... a bit to much.
We get a phone call from Owen's old college roommate and they discuss old tales of debauchery.
Duncan tells of his consumer scumbaggery,
And we all play "the good old random theme song game"
Love and smooches -ONRS

Tonight we up the ante from automatic toilets to the toilet of the future, a call from our good buddy trevor reminds us the show has gone to shit, Duncan is too stupid to update his iPod, and we delve into stuff white people like. No newsstand, no theme song game, just unadulterated scumbaggery as always.
Kisses and Hugs
-ONRS

So we open the show with a call from Mark, the greatest ONRS fan, it goes long. Bender calls and a newsstand happens, it to goes long. Owen cant pay attention, Duncan talks about mormons at subway, and Ty ruins the show like usual. Ty introduces some female from uganda or something and we play the "ONRS Theme song game" in the second half of the show.
Not the finest of hours, but your favorite podcast anyway.
-ONRS

So tonight we are fortunate enough to have guests in the studio. We are welcomed once again by Americas favorite gay couple, Ian and Kurt. Owen makes a big mistake and forgets to hit record on the podcast recording, therefore the first 4 min sound like garbage as they are taken from the live stream feed. Sorry Scumbags, but at least its free. In this weeks podcast we talk about:
- Prostitution loopholes
-Porn Money
-The olymipcs
- The Joker sounding like Tom Waits
- Automatic Toilets
-and BBQ or Immortality
We also are blessed to have a call from Bender along with his game show, Benders Newsstand. In the second segment we play Owens Theme song game and we wrap things up with a listeners voicemail about HIV. All and all its the nuthouse we always provide. Enjoy.

So tonight we welcome the scumbags of the world once again. We discuss:
-The studio leaking
- pissing
and the need for a new theme song
Ty plays keys and we bust out a jam or two. We debut a new song called "a fuck". At some point a spider plays a harpsichord. Owen debuts a new game which takes up half the show, Duncan relives his fat guy rave days, Kelsey plays along, Owen suggests Duncan's perfect job, and we marvel a bit at the Killdozer.

So we start in a technical blunder, and fumble through the worst opening in podcast history. Duncan tells tales of mexico, Ty tells us what he does, and Owen babbles. Its a show. plus, God Hates Bags.